Frog Collection

See my frog collection here.

Animal Advice

1) Don't eat off the hippo

--Bridgeview Diner, Brooklyn


2) The dog is stuck in Mommy's hair!

Rodent Rules

Don't chew on Daddy's car possum.

--Belt Parkway, Brooklyn

Reptile Rules

Don't poke daddy in the neck with an alligator when he's driving.

Don't pull on Mommy's arms; they're too short to reach your toys. She has stubby arms, like a T-Rex.

--in the car between FL and NC

Art Lesson

You can't drink crayons.

--Shoney's,
Fernandina Beach, FL

Only Balls

You shouldn't throw your meat.

--Sonny's Bar-B-Q,
Fernandina Beach, FL

Dinosaur Rings

You are not a dinosaur in the restaurant.

Mommy's onion ring is not a bracelet.

--Shoney's,
Manning, SC